I want you to know that I eat sensibly, exercise regularly, keep my pacemaker tuned up and clean out clogged arteries as required by the warranty, so I do not know why this indignity has befallen me:
I set out on my daily walk this morning, a two mile trudge along the Bass River, when I felt something I had never felt before. I stopped. It dawned on me immediately what was happening and I was staggered. I turned around, returned home, sat down on the couch and cried. Finally, I gazed down upon my lap and then slowly raised my head toward the heavens. “Why God? Why now?”
The tops… of the inside of my thighs… are touching!
No comments:
Post a Comment
Be kind. I'm so old a snide comment might be the end of me!